Wednesday, March 14, 2007

thoughts on a trip to the park

Duncan: The leash!! The leash is on. I want to go. Come on. Can I go? Please don't leave with out me? What are you doing? I want to come too. I've got this leash on, I'm a good boy, I want to go. Pretty please with kibble on top. Can I go too? Don't I sound like a bird? Hey, I like this car!!! I'll just stand back here and watch you drive, OK? This shelf is the perfect place for me to stand. Do you see me? I see you.

I want to get out. Let me out. I just want to get out and walk around. I don't care what else you have to do, I want to get out. Let's go this way, ok? No? Oh, ok. Who's that dog? Do you think she wants to play? Grrrr. I guess not. Ok, let's go this way. Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Who's that? Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Who's that? Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Can I goin the water? Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good. Who's that? Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Wait, stop, that smells good. Wait, stop, that smells good.

Schatze: Please let me get in the car with you!!! I really want to go!!! I'm going to run around the car until you let me in, so you can't leave with out me. Thank you! Why is he in here? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Let me out! I need help! OK, Go. Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Oh, thank God there's the car! Help me in. Him again? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Thursday, March 08, 2007

neglected

Oh these poor neglected weenies. I haven't been telling the world of their exploits. Mostly they are just stinky. But never fear, we plunked all 3 dogs in the bathtub at once. Since Maggie is the sweet one (if she knows and loves you) she just waited patiently until we took her out. Duncan began plotting his escape the minute his toes touched the water. Schatze, she was just pissed. She stood there and huffed and puffed like this was the greatest indignity the world had to offer. I assure you, it isn't. As is to be expected, while I tried toshampoo Schatze Duncan made a break for it. Fortunately my mom is ever vigilant and trapped him in a towel before he hit the ground. The chaos of 3 weiner dogs trying to dry off by running around the house in search of anything soft and plush is best left untold...